His Bare Bride

Crazy Bride

He called her crazy

    and she giggled with glee

    flinging her top off

    for all to see

He drove down the road

    bare bride at his side

    her hands in the air

   enjoying the ride

A honk and a whistle

    oh she got more than one

    he smiled as he watched her

    having sheer naked fun

How lucky am I

    he thought with a grin

    to have married this girl

    who revels in sin

So here’s to the Crazy Ones

    who don’t give a fuck

    if you find one to marry

    godspeed and good luck!

 

©MidwestFantasy

08/07/2017

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Oh the Sinning…

via Daily Prompt: Commit

topless

Oh the sins

and other bad shit

I commit

as I sit here

topless on my deck

writing and drinking a mojito

Ha!

Sin #1 for the day:

–Nudity in the neighborhood

Sin #2:

–Day drinking

Sin #3:

–Not giving a shit that I’m committing sins

It’s a good Saturday!

And I feel more sins stirring

as the day is early…

 

©MidwestFantasy

06/24/2-17

Pic courtesy of Moorea Beach Club, Las Vegas

Banned Forever

via Daily Prompt: Doubt

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That sneaky little shit has been banned from the humble abode of my body. Oh he tries, coming from somewhere–maybe from the ugly, dog peed upon pile of leaves in the woods or from behind some dried, prickly evergreen behind my house. Wherever he tries to come from, it’s a crap hole of a place, I’m sure.

And I’m done with crappy things entering my life.  Thus, the ban.

Let it hereby be known, “The Abode of Me shall no longer allow entrance of anything mean, hurtful, skeptical, or full of any dubiousness at all.” Amen.

There.  Back off, doubt.  I am better off knowing my DO NOT ENTER sign has been put up.  For good.